Stupid People That Need to Go: The "You didn't like my facebook status" guy (Benito Apolinar).

AL | 3:12 PM |


This stupid person is based on the real life stupidity of Benito Apolinar who assaulted his wife for not liking his status update.....

It's the anniversary of your mother's death and you decide to post this information on facebook in the hopes that you will mandate sympathy from your peers. The "likes" keep raining in. In fact, within the first hour you have already accumulated 10 "likes" that your mum died this very same day many years ago. You wait patiently for more. Most of your good friends have given your status a "like". Even five people you used to go to high school with chimed in and to be honest you don't even remember be-friending them but you will gladly accept their sympathy as you defecate on your mother's memory. Your status has been up for a few hours now and all the liking seems to have subsided.

Oops, you almost forgot, you have to drop your kids off at your wife's house, in Carlsbad, New Mexico but not after noticing a very serious issue you need to take up with her. After a glass of whiskey, you round up the brat pack and drive them over to their mum's place. They look happy that they will get to see their mother. Your son tries to show you a picture of an astronaut that he drew but you ignore him because you are about to erupt like Mount St Helen. Malicious magma of rage is stirring in your belly. Your wife of 15 years comes out and your kids get out of the car and rush into the house. You cannot hold in your rage anymore so you finally confront her about what is on your mind....

"That's amazing, everyone 'Likes' my status but you, you're my wife. You should be the first one to 'Like' my status,"

She looks a bit stunned and at a loss for words. This is unforgivable. So you decide your only option is to administer what you learned in Chris Brown's "Control your Hoe" seminar. You pull her hair like a rag doll and punch her in the face. Yeah, that will teach her! Next time you make a status update she should be the first to "like" it.

Why this person has to go:
Firstly, I don't know who said it was a good idea to put sensitive information on facebook. Facebook is a public forum. If you wouldn't paint something on a sign outside your house, you probably shouldn't post it on facebook. Deaths, past abuses and invasive, sensitive information are best shared with friends and family that actually care and can give you proper counsel in a private forum with the respect you deserve. A virtual stranger or Dan that you went to high school with that never talks to you but felt obligated to hit the "like" button is actually dishonoring your situation. Dan doesn't actually care, he just felt guilty not responding, which is meaningless and self serving. 

The idea that all your friends or family should hit "like" on all your status to show that they care, is ridiculous. I think you should be more worried if somebody is always responding to what you post on facebook ~ #stalker #serialkiller. Most people have lives, they are out doing things. They are not glued to facebook harping on every word you have to say. How dare you think the world should stop on account of your nonsense? You are not that important, don't kid yourself. Go find some real friends and do some real activities and maybe you won't be so upset when you don't get a "Like".........

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