Hope Solo and Ricky Lake Blow Away Judges on DWTS Week 4. (Videos)

Continuing my FAIR & BALANCED coverage of ABC's Dancing with the Stars.......

Hope Solo reinforced her credentials as the obvious winner of this season's Dancing with the Stars with what critics are calling the best Foxtrot they have seen since the dance was invented by Henry Fox in 1914. "You could go all the way," said judge Len Goodman, before continuing to rip Solo to shreds and questioning her commitment levels. A curious statement as we all saw Solo almost in tears during rehearsal from the sheer effort she was putting in and it is a proven fact that when white girls try hard, they inevitably end up crying ~ #justhowitworks.

"She is terrible, this the worst dance, I've ever seen," exclaimed my sister, a perennial Hopo Solo hater and member of 23 Facebook groups dedicated to spreading anti Hope Solo sentiment. A few minutes later she was left with a vacuous expression on her face as the judges' scores forced her to shut her trap...

Judge: Bruno Tonioli: 8
Judge: Annoying Asian Woman:8
Judge: Len Goodman: 8

HOPE SOLO WEEK 4.....THE FOX TROT


However, it was my childhood crush Ricky Lake that stole the show earning the first 10's on the show this season ~ a pair of them. I have had a crush on Ricky Lake since I was a little legend of about 9 years old. I used to faithfully watch her gripping television TV show The Ricky Lake Show. I get chills thinking about it! I wouldn't be the man I am without Ricky Lake. Plus size power! Just because you wear plus size bras, doesn't mean your aren't super sexy...

RICKY LAKE WEEK 4....THE TANGO


I missed the others and/or wasn't interested. The black/Latino dude J.R Martinez was exceptional, probably the best of the lot. However, in the case of an ethnic dude dancing well, I can only quote Shania Twain and tell you, "That don't impress me much". In fact, he should be given a points handicap since he is dancing with white folk.

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