Wieners Gone Wild: Man throws Hot Dog at Tiger Woods (Video link)!
Tiger Wood's hot dog and it's many exploits have been in the news for many months now but Woods will be happy to know that his wiener was not the focus of this story....
During the final round of the Frys.com Open, a spectator ran towards Woods and threw a missile at him as he stood over a putt at the 7th hole. The misfired Hot Dog landed well short of Tiger Woods as it broke into shrapnel shortly after it was weaponized (he'd have better luck going to an Airsoft Stores and getting one of those Airsoft Guns and modifying it to fire hot dogs but clearly this attack was not premeditated). The terrorist attacker was bull rushed by security and quickly took a knee, surrendering himself with no incident. The perpetrator has been charged with disturbing the peace.
Woods was nonchalant after the incident, smiling as he talked about it, appearing to show empathy for the wiener, understand that some times a sausages can be caught in the wrong place at the wrong time. “I guess he (the attacker) wanted to be in the news.” Woods said, “ and I’m sure he will be.”
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| Hotdog terrorist, apprehended after failed attack |
“The use of an iconic food in an act of violence against an iconic golfer like Tiger Woods is reprehensible -- and a violation of hot dog etiquette. Some might call the thrower a ‘wiener,’ but we’d say that’s too high a compliment,” said Council President Janet Riley . Hot dogs are meant to be enjoyed – not weaponized.”
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