An Astonishing Case of Bathroom Privacy (pic)

There I was on Salsa night cowering away in the men's bathroom practising the wretched dance. I am a prolific athlete and that means I should naturally be good at something like Salsa but this is not the case ~ clearly. You can't just completely wing it. There is a basic order to things. What's worse, the guy has to lead so any visible chaos a couple displays on the dance floor is attributed to the man's failure to lead. So if you are a man and can't cut it you will feel like a failure, not only as a dancer but as a human being. Finally I tried to dance with a Latina and she just stopped dancing and gave me with a "WTF Amigo?? look." At the point I decided to do the honorable thing and run like a coward with my tail between my legs...........

The tiresome bathroom dance practice forced me to sit on the toilet and catch a breather......at which point I looked up. What kind of bathroom arraignment was this??

Call this Privacy???????

The view if somebody walked in on you..........

And here is your view of the many asses on display while you are seated...........

And finally the view of the creepy midget standing behind the toilet seat.

Category: Funny