5 Reasons a Smart Woman is better than a Dumb One!

When I was younger, powerful forces originating in my loins dictated my perception of reality. Then one day, I woke up irritated at beautiful women that didn't bother to better themselves in any other way, while allowing themselves to survive on a genetic gift they had no choice in selecting. Before I tell you the wine inspired conclusions I came up with yesterday, I'll set the tone with this video.

I am not even interested in cliches or misconceptions like "Smart women intimidate men" or  "smarter women have better sex" because those sound like rationalizations smart women who are clueless about men came up with to make themselves better.

The fact is a dude may often choose a less intelligent woman and bypass a smarter one but not because they enjoy retardation, but because when a woman tries to rationalize her way through the courting ritual, things get really boring really fast and that's what many smart women do. So to the smart woman that might take heart from this, it is by no means the green light for you to continue to be a hyper-analytical, lame robot-like  woman.

Anyway, here are 5 reasons a smarter woman is better than a dumb one......

1. She won't embarrass herself and YOU in front of people.
I just gave you a prime example in the video I provided. The video is evidence of what can happen if someone leaves a perfectly attractive but dumb woman unsupervised in public. Doing so always runs the risk of the woman embarrassing herself and you by association ~ Miss South Carolina duly delivered.

People laugh at dumb women, even the really hot ones. They are only tolerated because they are attractive but there is always an asterisk when people talk about them.

"Dude Andrew's GF is really hot man but she is dumb as f@ck........." 

If you ask a girl why people in the USA have a poor general knowledge about the geographical locations of other countries on a map, you'd prefer it if she didn't suggest that it was because people in the USA don't have maps.

2. They are more interesting (in the long run).
Intelligent people have better conversations about better things. Stupid people have limitations on what they can or are able to talk about. A stupid woman will only tend to talk about herself, the only subject she is fully qualified to speak about.  I think many men can agree with me that after 13 to18 minutes of listening to a woman talk about herself, ears start bleeding, the mind starts wondering and you start looking for fire escapes. Most of the time you spend with someone will consist of conversing, and as such you become more eager to know things about that person and the smarter a woman is the better that will be.  

3. You don't have to translate what you say into "retard." 
It's better to just be able to speak to a woman as an equal. When you speak to dumb women you often need to have a 4 year old handy to translate what you are saying so she can understand it. It kills the spontaneity of a conversation to have to constantly explain simple concepts or the meaning of simple words and phrases. Having to have a clipboard and illustrating that "A is for apple and B is for Ball" is just not worth it considering the fact that there are plenty of beautiful, smart women out there who understand basic things.


4. Smarter women understand humor. 
People enjoy laughing and telling jokes. Laughing is a beautiful thing but the worst thing one can do is constantly have to explain every joke to someone because they don't "get it." With bottom of the barrel, dull women, be  prepared to re-explain and kill the spontaneity of every joke you tell her to accommodate her. She will also lack the wit or sharpness to add to jokes and keep the laughter and fun going. Furthermore, she will get offended more often because her feeble little mind will never be able to pick out the humor in any of the statements people make. 

5. The future of the human race is more secure. 
In the early development of mankind, the dumb people all died because they made fatal errors like going to pet a Lion or walking into a forest fire. As civilization advanced, there were enough smart people to prevent the stupidity of the dumb people from proving fatal and the human race grew. Dumb women are a danger to the well-being of mankind. By reproducing with dumb women, you maximize the chance of rearing dumb kids and compromising the longevity of our species. Consider how dumb the woman is then imagine having 2.75 kids of the similar intelligence level running around throwing toasters in bathtubs and playing golf in lightening storms. Humans will become an endangered species by 3045 all because you didn't require a woman to possess one or two braincells.

*If you are a dumb woman, it is never too late, start reading now. Give it a while and slowly but surely you'll find yourself become more interesting and more attractive and less lame....

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