Where is the crappiest place to dump someone?
Last week's poll hailed the Question:
Where is the crappiest place to dump someone?
a) At your Birthday party.
b) At your anniversary.
c) At a family Christmas Dinner.
d) At your high school reunion.
e) At your sister's wedding.
The people have spoken! "A family Christmas Dinner" was voted the crappiest place to dump someone. I received mail that suggested a large trash can or a deep river may be a worse place to dump someone, but I feel my former English teacher misconstrued the question. Apparently, people do not give a damn about their sisters' weddings and some say they'd not only dump someone there, but streak naked across the alter during the nuptials.
Why a family Christmas Dinner? I think it may be because it is the place you'd least expect to get dumped, you are off guard usually in a comfortable house or apartment (Calgary apartments for rent). In front of the persons family! This has to have been cold-blooded and highly pre-meditated. The person who dumped you would likely be a "CSI Miami", or "Law and Order fan". They are also likely to have some incriminating piece of evidence. They may have a picture of you kissing someone else, that they will broadcast on a huge HD projection screen in front of the rents. There is a good chance that they would have volunteered to drive you there so that you would have no means of immediate escape. You'd have to sit there in shame choking on your food as your saliva is replaced with the dryness of disgrace. Finally, you'd leave the house and the dog would bark at you and take a cynical snap at you!
Where is the crappiest place to dump someone?
a) At your Birthday party.
b) At your anniversary.
c) At a family Christmas Dinner.
d) At your high school reunion.
e) At your sister's wedding.
The people have spoken! "A family Christmas Dinner" was voted the crappiest place to dump someone. I received mail that suggested a large trash can or a deep river may be a worse place to dump someone, but I feel my former English teacher misconstrued the question. Apparently, people do not give a damn about their sisters' weddings and some say they'd not only dump someone there, but streak naked across the alter during the nuptials.
Why a family Christmas Dinner? I think it may be because it is the place you'd least expect to get dumped, you are off guard usually in a comfortable house or apartment (Calgary apartments for rent). In front of the persons family! This has to have been cold-blooded and highly pre-meditated. The person who dumped you would likely be a "CSI Miami", or "Law and Order fan". They are also likely to have some incriminating piece of evidence. They may have a picture of you kissing someone else, that they will broadcast on a huge HD projection screen in front of the rents. There is a good chance that they would have volunteered to drive you there so that you would have no means of immediate escape. You'd have to sit there in shame choking on your food as your saliva is replaced with the dryness of disgrace. Finally, you'd leave the house and the dog would bark at you and take a cynical snap at you!
So to all of you people invited to Christmas Parties already...don't say I didn't warn you! Your days are numbered!
HAHAHAH here's a pretty funny video I found about breaking up on facebook by "Throwd Up TV" !
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