Vocabulary: African Time (AT)
African Time (AT) refers to the tendency of individuals from Africa and their descendants to blatantly disregard linear time. In the USA, African Americans exhibit similar patterns of behavior which have been titled "Colored People's Time" (CPT), which is a slightly milder form of African Time.
Linear time is a concept that has been embraced by white people, which involves events having a definite beginning and ending point. The African and his descendants disregard this concept in favor of a more liberal interpretation of time.
As opposed to the BBQ starts at 4pm, the African will say the BBQ starts tomorrow after sunrise, sometime after mid-day, before next Thursday. The African will be easily distracted on his way to a destination because of his subconscious instinct to socialize, causing him to always be late. African time can lead to job loss, woman loss, degenerate child upbringing, and extremely angry brides at interracial weddings.
Situations in which you should immediately fear the worst:
1. You find out that the last scheduled bus that will get you to work on time is being driven by an African.
2. A planned and highly synchronized military strike is commanded by an African.
3. You have an emergency, life threatening, medical operation and your regular doctor is unavailable, so they ask the resident "African Doctor" to rush in and take his place.
4. The person bringing all the alcohol to a party is of African decent.
WHY PEOPLE ARE NEVER LATE IN JAPAN!! Maybe we need to try this in Africa!
What's funny is: A) They succeeded! B) Their solution was never to wait for another train, but to add additional officers to cram them in HAHAHA!
Category: Funny
