Dogbook: A White People production.
Gender: 100% Bitch
Siblings: Estimated 108. We were taken from our mothers and seperated at birth to be raised by humans.
Interested in: Pure breed males, good looking mongrels.
Looking for: Anything I can eat.
Political views: Dogmatic Republican.
Favorite films: Lassie, The Incredible Journey, Rin Tin Tin, Underdog, Beethoven 1-4.
Favorite Quotes: "You're all bark and no bite - mum."
Work: Barking at cats, barking at strangers, barking at black people.
Interests: Catching Frisbees, fetching things, sleeping, eating, lying on my back playing dead, pulling clothing off the clothes line.
About me: I am an independent, driven bitch. People think I am lazy but I am just misunderstood. If you think you can mess with me, you're barking up the wrong tree. Don't make me upset or I'll get the dog down the road to piss on your leg.
If you want me as your bitch email me at princessbitch508@gmail.com
NOTE: When dogs finally take over the earth we can all blame white people, who took dogs from the outdoors, brought them indoors and empowered them.
By Sparklinglegend - who are having so much fun on a Saturday morning.
Category: Funny, Lists, Relationships
