Mathematical PROOF that Girls are Evil!

By Africanlegend
My father, Dr. Legend PHD, is a world class mathematician and some of that rubbed off on me. So let's break this beautiful equation down.

Girls require Time and Money.
- It is a fact that a woman requires massive amounts of attention to function correctly.
- You need a nominal amount of money to entertain one, even on a rudimentary level.

Time is Money.
-Many employees are paid by the hour, suggesting that you can monetize time.

Money is the root of all evil.
- This is true because it says so in the Bible and with the exception of the story about the guy that got eaten by a whale, the Bible is 105% fact.

The Math is sound...Girls are Evil but the equation is incomplete.

SPARKLINGJEM = A GIRL
IF
GIRLS = EVIL
THEN

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