The Sparkling Guide to men: The Confident and Cocky guy.

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"Blue Steel is enough to convince anyone of anything"

By Sparklingjem.
The Confident and Cocky guy is amazingly appreciative of himself and ends up convincing you with psychological Guerrilla warfare-like tactics, to see him in the same way. Although at first he may come across as insufferably arrogant, given enough time, he will convince you that this stems from a modest knowledge of just how amazing he is.

Becoming the confidant and cocky guy.
Confidence in yourself is useful but in truth, you don’t actually have to be as confident as you appear. In fact this approach was first discovered, accidentally, by a loser. Said loser unfortunately died penniless and alone after a slightly more successful loser took out the patent on this approach and earned a 43% commission anytime a man successfully used it.

The easiest way to learn it is to be taught by an expert (contact AfricanLegend for details on his next seminar) but failing that, there are many persuasive techniques you can pick up in psychology and self-help books. You can also learn through trial and error if you have a large enough supply of girls as may be the case in college.

"When I was younger you could get you ass kicked for dressing like this."

Sparklingjem’s advice and tips!

Types of girls this is best for:
Militant brunettes (they are surprisingly willing to be convinced), girls that watch "One Tree Hill" and "Desperate Housewives", girls form Connecticut, idiot blondes who will believe anything you tell them.

Guys who suit this role:
Guys who are up for a bit of a challenge and want to have a bit of fun. Competitive guys who don’t make the athlete category.

Why he’s irresistible:
He keeps telling you he is until you believe him.

What you should wear:
Something flamboyant and outrageous that shows you are not afraid to wear things that other guys won’t. Sporting gear that implies you are good at said sport. Eg. Basketball shirt, you do not need to be able to play Basketball, just put enough attitude into the wearing of it and challenge people to play you in situations where there is no chance of it happening.

Where you should take her:
Anywhere. You should be fine because convincing her that a restaurant is amazing is much less difficult than convincing her that you are amazing.

Important tips:
To make this approach fool proof you need to believe in it 100%. If you deviate or have a moment of doubt, you risk destroying your chance with all the girls in the immediate vicinity. This is because women are able to smell fear from up to 11 miles away and find it extremely repulsive.

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