how to be a good girlfriend (Step 3): Stop him from doing fun things!
By Sparklingjem.
Fun things are usually dangerous and immature. It is your duty to stop him from doing things which are detrimental to his health, wellness and future success in life. This should be easy once you have removed the damaging influence of his female friends and single friends. The other reason is that if you foolishly allow him to do fun things, he will be difficult and resentful if you want him to do positive and productive things like shopping for bathroom fittings or taking you to your yoga class.
Never tell him outright that he cannot do something, he will feel the need to rebel against you for no other reason other than that he is still under the impression that he wears the pants in the relationship. To stop him from having fun follow this 3 step process.
Tell him that whatever he wants to do is fine. Use the classic female tone of voice which clearly conveys that although you are saying ‘It’s fine’ you do not mean it. Eventually, men are able to understand its true meaning. If he still decides to do what he wants then proceed to step 2
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Mention some counter-event or outing that you had wanted him to accompany you to that occurs at the same time as his. He will either:
i) Agree to go to your event or
ii) Stand up for himself.
If he chooses i) his fun is compromised. You have won. If he chooses ii) this is totally unacceptable and you should immediately proceed to step 2.
OR
Pretend to misunderstand the nature of his plans and agree to go with him. He will either:
i) Agree to take you or
ii) Explain that he meant to go alone.
If he chooses i) go with him, make him miserable and complain the entire time thus forcing him to leave prematurely. He will regret going to the event. You have won. If he chooses ii) this has become an intolerable situation and you should immediately proceed to step 2.
STEP 2
Send him updates about what you are doing while he is out enjoying himself. You can take two approaches to this. You can:
a. Make it sound like you are having the time of your life in an environment rich with nubile, young males. He will be irked you are having fun without him and will regret it; you have won.
b. Sound miserable and depressed.
Proceed to step 3.
STEP 3
The next day behave cold and stand-offish, give one word answers and do not laugh at his jokes. Do not even THINK about having sex with him! He will eventually realize that he has done something wrong and will try and figure it out for a few weeks and eventually try make up for it. You have won.
Repeat the process until the idiot finally learns. It may take 3-14 months. This will eventually wean him off fun things by virtue of the consequences.
ALSO READ:
STEP 1: Remove all women from his life.
STEP 2: Get rid of all his single friends
Category: How to be a GOOD GF, Relationships
