How to be a good Girlfriend (Step 5): Introduce activities for his betterment.

By Sparklingjem
The world is a very difficult and challenging place and success cannot be achieved by standing still. Men need to be in a process of constant development. Unfortunately, they will not pursue it on their own and will cheat themselves out of reaching their full potential. They need a gentle nudge in the right direction.

You can start by encouraging him to take up hobbies such as golf. This way he can be available anytime his boss desperately needs someone to make up a foursome. Be sure to monitor his time on the golf course carefully by tapping his phone and installing a few serveillance cameras in strategic locations. As we have learned from the recent exploits of Tiger Woods, time on the golf course can easily lead to lascivious shenanigans of an egregious nature.

N.B Bosses under the age of 40, or those who are pretending they are, are more likely to play squash.

Next attend some weekend self improvement courses and motivational seminars together. Make sure they are all about the consequences of adultery and how a special place is reserved in hell for adulterous scum. Once you have broken his resolve sufficiently, send him on a bootcamp style self-improvement course, where any lingering bad habits will be drilled out of him by trained professionals. While he is gone, clear out all his time wasting equipment such as the TV and his Playstation 3. Fill the gap with plenty of books on self improvement and positive thinking. By the time he returns, he probably won't even notice his toys are missing or he will be too scared to say anything.

Once you have completed ALL these steps, it is a good idea to invite his boss and his boss’s wife around so she can inspect him and casually interview you over dinner. He will then be able to start moving up in his career.

Congratulations: You have now done your public duty by turning a useless single man, draining nations of their resources, into a productive contributing member of society.

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STEP 1: Remove all women from his life.
STEP 2: Get rid of all his single friends
STEP 3: Stop him from doing fun things
STEP 4: Cut down on sex

Category: Relationships