How to Bag a Foreign Hottie: Pretend to be a Local Celebrity

By Sparklingjem
By now you should have tried out the ’Helpful Local’ Play just to get acquainted with the game. Once you have successfully used it a few times you’re ready to move on to something a little more complicated; pretending to be a local celebrity.

This is a higher level play, as it involves a small investment and the help of some friends. The upside is that many local celebrities in South Africa are unknown to the rest of the world and you can be more selective about the type of foreigner you play for.

You will need:
A celebrity outfit
A posse of friends
Assorted crazed fans (You can use additional friends who owe you favors, younger siblings or fan crowds bought off ebay.)
2 or more large body guards (preferably tall, black and oiled, complete with earpieces, walkie talkies and machine guns. Also available off ebay)

Put on your celebrity outfit. This should be as outrageous as possible. Most celebrities will wear anything as long as it costs enough. Make sure it has an ostentatious label on the outside to show that it’s very fashionable.

Choose a good hunting spot that is sure to be packed with foreigners looking for a good time, but not one that is likely to have any real celebrities to steal your moment. Set yourself up at a table with your posse of friends. Buy a lot of drinks and have a great time.


Add the crazed fans. When you see someone you like, they should rush over to you screaming, insist on having photo's taken with you and beg you to sign intimate body parts. After 5 minutes have your large body guards remove them with force. For added interest they can beat up one of the crazed fans, choose the friend you like the least. When they leave, carry on for about 5 minutes then go to the bar to get another round of drinks.

Make eye contact, he will do the rest.

Category: Relationships