The Non-Racist Table of Mankind
Wouldn't it just be simpler this way?
By Africanlegend
There is a reason why I am not politician. My tendency to generalize, which is for the most part offensive, is best served by making light of things and trying to be funny. If left to people like me, the world would pretty much look like the map above with an abolishment of nationalities and race and the birth of simpler systems of classification. My table below displays my ever-evolving picture of humanity.
| Peoples | Characteristic |
| CHINESE | Includes: Vietnamese, Cambodians, Japanese, actual Chinese, Koreans etc. Any of the Asian nations that make the food that never makes you full. |
| BLACK PEOPLE | Rappers, gangsters, athletes. Any dark skinned people causing any media publicized chaos. White people that look or act like Emininem. |
| AFRICANS | Types of black people that white people are NOT afraid of. Anyone from the African continent. The “80 cents a day” children on UNICEF ads that are surrounded by a battalion of flies. |
| WHITE PEOPLE | Light skinned, western dwellers. Generally wealthy. Speak with a nasal sounding voice. Anyone into nature conservation, recycling, eating well and not beating their kids. All vegetarians. Anyone who has an apple product and uses the phrases “FML” or “TGIF” |
| EUROPEANS | Types of people that get to do things that ordinarily would be considered gay e.g male ballet dancers, men with long hair and sweet faces. White people that beat their kids. handsome tanned men and women. Women that do not shave. |
| MEXICANS | Just about any body that speaks Spanish or Portuguese. |
Category: Funny, Lists, Race, Relationships
