Blackness EQUALS Jail, no exceptions!: UGA Athletics Director finds out the hard way.

AL | 3:54 PM |

By Africanlegend
The Athletics director of the University of Georgia, Damon Evans, was caught by a police officer earlier this month driving under the influence of alcohol. Evans was found intoxicated in his car with a Caucasian woman that he claimed was only his friend, who just happened to have her underwear in his lap (yeah sure we’d all do that for a friend). This situation’s irony was heightened by the fact that Evans has recently been a spokesperson, speaking vehemently against drunken driving in an extensive campaign.

Evans repeatedly mentioned and used his position as athletics director to try to escape arrest. Although he had his position to his advantage, he had several things to his disadvantage. let's see an illustration of what he was dealing with.


KEY

Factor Value assigned
BLACKNESS -60
With a white woman +/-40
Underwear in seat +/-30
In the SOUTH +/-50
ATHLETICS DIRECTOR +120
White cop +/- 80
DUI -25

Black Atheltics Director


LET’S SEE HOW THIS WOULD PAN OUT HAD DAMON EVANS BEEN WHITE………NOTE HOW CERTAIN FACTORS CHANGE IN VALUE FROM POSITIVE TO NEGATIVE AND VICE VERSA.


White Atheltics Director2
HEY I DON”T MAKE THE RULES HAHA

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