How to Survive a Virtual Reality: The Love Triangle = Immortality

By Sparklingjem.
Scientists believe there is a 1/5 chance we are living in a virtual reality created by our descendants. In case this is true, you will need to be as entertaining as possible to ensure your survival lest you be "Ctrl Alt Deleted" permanently.
One way to to be entertaining is to involve yourself in a robustly lascivious LOVE TRIANGLE like the one in the Twilight Saga (see picture left).

The classic love triangle may be the most effective way of surviving a virtual reality. Very similar to sport and war; it provides competition, opposing sides and an opportunity for gambling on who will win. It leads to tons of drama, cat fights, fist fights, murder plots, illegitimate children, inheritance wars and other exciting happenings that have kept millions of viewers faithfully tuning into Days of Our Lives for over 45 years.
In fact, why stop at love triangles; like the Taylor-Ridge-Brooke-Thorne/Eric affair in The Bold and the Beautiful (above center), you could just keep adding more people and create any number of complex geometric shapes. You may even manage to snag yourself a ‘Get-out-of-death-free’ card as scientists have discovered that participating in a love triangle increases your chances of immortality by 33%.

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