Table illustrating how The SB1040 immigration laws screw YOU over!

By Africanlegend.
If you are one of the many people wondering how the controversial SB1040 Immigration laws might screw you over, I have prepared a table that you may reference at your leisure. It graphically illustrates exactly how screwed over you are and any relevant advice pertaining to that.

You can thank me later!

White People	No major problems. You can continue being friends with all the cops and go to bowling, sudoku and bingo Nights with them. If you have any ridiculous foreign accent i.e Irish, Australian, English, Italian, German just keep your mouth shut if you encounter police. Pretend to be deaf and use sign language.
Mexicans	Totally SCREWED. Since the law's origin is Arizona, obviously you will be targeted first and foremost. I recommend you take all the cool Mexican stuff: Soccer, Burritos and Univision and trek back to Mexico where you can live in peace.
Latinos/Hawaiians/Indians	See Mexicans….
Africans	Moderately Screwed. You have a funny accent and dark skin meaning you are at risk. While not specifically targeted by the law, you will be inconvenienced by it. In any event, you are black so continue to expect misadventures with police. You will still fit “THE DESCRIPTION” of your neighborhood liquor store thief.
Asians	Incidentally Screwed: Arizona is sunny all year. You may be sufficiently tanned enough to be mistaken for a Latino. If this happens you are screwed. Don’t be surprised to find yourself deported and dumped in Mexico before anyone realizes you are actually Asian, legal and/or a citizen of the United States.
Native Americas	Perpetually Screwed: For you to be screwed over anymore is mathematically impossible.

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