Rodent of Mass Destruction!

AL | 12:13 PM |

They seem to be getting smaller and furrier.

By Sparklingjem.
Washington is outraged by an internet leak revealing top secret military files from the last few years. They have claimed that this leak could put military personnel in danger. But what is their real concern?

In fact they are worried about the leak of top secret operations which have taken up many years in planning.

In a startling new operation code named DangerRodent, military scientists have been experimenting with the possibility of training rodents to perform military operations. A breakthrough was made in the late 90’s when they managed to breed a hamster capable of operating a miniature machine gun.

“This could be our only chance to bring peace in the Middle East and withdraw our troops. The problem with soldiers is that they are large and easily spotted despite clever camouflage clothing,” Stuff-about.com was told by a senior military official who wished to remain nameless. “We originally experimented with the same technology used in James bond to create an invisible car but the mirrored images were distorted when placed on a human body. “

We plan to release these military trained rodents into high combat areas in the Middle East where they will act as undercover peace keepers. Because of their size and ability to run up trouser legs, they can reach sensitive areas of the enemy anatomy and take them out individually.

We did try to breed them for home peace keeping forces but we faced the insurmountable challenge that they are color blind and thus not effective for our internal peace keeping needs.


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