Celebrity NEWS!! Beyonce Pregnant? Katy Perry married?.....OR NOT!
It's hard to believe but sometimes we don't blame Kanye for being a Douche!
By Sparklingjem
Wednesday: I made the mistake of driving home at the same time as celebrity news was airing. They had two big stories.
Firstly, Beyonce is PREGNANT. An insider close to the couple had confirmed the news and said that Beyonce had not been trying to have a baby since she still wanted to tour the world with her new album but she was happy none the less. Ahhhhhh!!
Second, news bulletin Russell Brand and Katy Perry had married secretly. Russell Band was seen with a gold band on his finger. Ahhhhhhh!!! It made my day. It really warms your heart to hear of marriage and babies in Tinseltown. Especially if the marriage has gone off without the media realizing it at the time.
Firstly, Beyonce is PREGNANT. An insider close to the couple had confirmed the news and said that Beyonce had not been trying to have a baby since she still wanted to tour the world with her new album but she was happy none the less. Ahhhhhh!!
- No Beyonce baby bump, I guess it must have just been a serious case of indigestion.
- Russel and Katy (why don't we have a stupid name for this particular celebrity weddings? We could call them Kassel or Ruty or Rusty) were still planning their wedding in India.
Devastation!!!
We put all our trust in paparazzi and gossip columnists only to have them LIE to us. Okay maybe I'm being a bit dramatic but celeb news reporting must be the only job in the world, apart from being a Republican politician, where you can announce something one day and turn around the next day and say "Just kidding!"
Come on paparazzi, get REAL jobs like palm reading or fortune telling.
Category: Funny
