New Superman "Earth One" looks like a raging Douchebag!

By Africanlegend
I noticed Superman was one of the trending topics on yahoo. Apparently, he went on Extreme Makeover and got a new, more hip, look…

Is it just me or does he actually look evil!

I have always had a passion for comic books and cartoons. Especially violent ones with many explosions, and the classic superhero and arch villain rivalry. The superhero who always seems to let the villain escape at the end of every episode, as if he subconsciously realizes he will be unemployed were he to actually catch him. Conversely, the arch villain, who has had numerous opportunities to destroy the hero, but instead of waiting five minutes to make sure the job is done, repeatedly chooses to leave the hero descending slowly into a pool of lava, or some other easily escapable scenario, especially for someone with super powers.

I loved my childhood and all the cartoons I watched growing up, so Superman’s new look is truly an act of terror, destroying the integrity of my youth. Superman’s new fashion make-over has caused him to descend beneath the level of douchebaggery set by Robert Pattinson and the rest of Team Twilight. The awkward Clark Kent who worked on the Daily Planet, chasing Lois's tail all day like a creeper, now has a 'new' look. Unfortunately the new look is a suburban tool type from Fairfield, Connecticut. Forget the suits, tie and boring formal wear, this new Superman dons a more fashionable look. His wardrobe is supplied by Abercrombie and Fitch, American Eagle and Polo Ralph Lauren; with sandals by Billabong. (SEE MORE PICTURES)
It is not confirmed, but I suspect he will also be a member of a Lacrosse team and part of an obnoxious fraternity. He will probably spend his weekends doing keg stands, ripping bong hits, singing “EVERYBODDYY Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots, Shots ” at the top of his voice. After all, if you are going to give him a make over and make him more appealing to Mama13 and the rest of 'generation I-pod', why not go flat out. Get rid of Lois and replace her with five DTF chicks that he rotates every weekend. In fact, let’s just make Superman a friendly, sparkly vampire and Edward Cullen’s BFF (hahah ~ ok that’s too much).

I understand making a few modifications to make Superman more appealing to the younger generation, but I definitely think they should have made this new incarnation an all new superhero and left Superman alone.

Category: Funny