Obama Scales Back Drastically on $200 million a day Tour of ASIA!
By Africanlegend.
President Obama’s ten day tour of Asia is reportedly going to cost the United States $200 million dollars a day. Republicans are quick to voice their criticism, claiming that with the current state of the economy, this type of expense would be a real drain on the country. They claim that it would have been more financially prudent for him to just download SKYPE and Video-chat with Prime Minister Dr. Manmohan Singh and all the other relevant Asian leaders. (SKYPE offers free video chat capability at no additional expense to the tax payer, all you need is an internet connection: YOU KNOW ITS RIGHT TO SKYPE)
After the power change in Washington, President Obama is so eager to please the populous and has decided to forgo certain expenses in order to cut down costs, the President has agreed to:
- Forgo Travel on Air Force One and bike the entire trip instead ~ -$10 million
- Reduce Secret service deployment to 3 people ~ -5 million
- Replace secret service guns and automatic weapons and replace them with hi-Tech,heat seeking African spears –5 million.
- Change to the Mary Kate/Ashley Olsen diet thus reducing food consumption by 3000% ~ –$3 million.
- Ditch Michelle Obama in Calcutta ~ -$160 MILLION
