Defiant Taco Bell decides to sue it's customers!
In a surprise turn of events Taco Bell, the fast food company at the center of the controversy about the quality of its beef, has turned the tables on its customers and decided to launch a massive class action lawsuit against all of them. This is in response to the false advertising lawsuit filed by an Alabama law firm. The lawsuit claims that an independent test run on Taco Bell's meat found that it contained only 35% beef, drastically lower than the level advertised.
The findings were as follows:
| Percentage of product (%) | Substance |
| 35 | USD approved beef. |
| 20 | Soy, Spices and Preservatives. |
| 15 | Water. |
| 5 | Grated horse hooves |
| 9 | Super glue, saw dust and nail polish remover. |
| 4 | Assorted dog and cat fur. |
| 8 | Hormones and MSG |
| 4 | Brown coloring with an unknown chemical composition. |
| Percentage of Product (%) | Substance |
| 88 | USD approved beef |
| 3 | Soy, Spices,water and Preservatives |
| 2 | Freshly grated, organic horse hooves. |
| 1 | All natural, super glue, saw dust and nail polish remover extract. |
| 2 | 0 calorie assorted dog and cat fur |
| 3 | AMA approved, Hormones and MSG. |
| 1 | Herbal brown coloring with a soon to be known chemical composition. |
"It's not really as bad as people are making it out to be. As you can see, all of our products are fresh and occur naturally in the environment if you look in the right places," said a Taco Bell spokesperson.
It remains to be seen what impact this lawsuit will have on Taco Bell and its consumers and we will be keeping a close eye out for more developments.
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