FAA Air Control and Sleep Administrator Job Application.
By Africanlegend
Job Role: Air Traffic Controller
|Job Hours: Full-Time | Location: Reno, Navada | Job Position: Contract | Salary: Fixed Price | Company: Federal Aviation Administration
Applicant #: SLP345698
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AfricanLegend
809 Stuff Drive.
Cambridge, MA
OBJECTIVE
Man with 200000 hours of on the job slumber looking to apply his experiences as an Air Traffic Controller.
HIGHLIGHTS
Ability to remain calm and docile in a crisis situation.
Flexible sleep schedule.
Good choice in movies and extensive DVD collection.
EXPERIENCE
Slumber Party Inc, Athens, GA Volunteer Participant, 2003 - 2007
- Successfully attended over 23 slumber parties and achieved proficiency in the art of falling asleep.
- Made sure my peers fell alseep in an orderly, timely manner.
Blockbuster Inc, Alpharetta, GA
Professional movie watcher and DVD collector, 1998 -2002
- Watched over 213 movies behind supervisor's back while appearing to be doing my Job.
- Collected over 145 DVDs which I watched at various points during my job.
Mrs Metta's Day Care, Boston MA
Student, 1986 -1990
- Attended a day care program and took naps for 2-3 hours everyday between 2pm and 6pm.
EDUCATION
ISC (International Sleep Certificate), 2003
Delta Flight Attendant Training School
B.S, Calculus, 2001
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| Applicant will be contacted for a 2nd interview.... |
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