Donald Trump Demands to see Osama's Death Certificate!
The world was rocked by the capture and death of Osama Bin Laden on May 1, 2011. Some people's reactions were reserved while a minority resorted to throwing massive block parties as if terror itself had ended. One man is not willing to let the circumstances behind this event pass us by without scrutiny. Donald Trump, fresh off his campaign to expose President Obama's birth certificate to the world, has decided to focus his efforts on a new, equally important project. Donald Trump wants the US government to release Osama Bin Ladin's death certificate.
"He disappeared and Nobody could find him till later in his life. Now they catch him? The whole thing is strange. And where is the dialysis machine?" Trump bellowed out on his return to "The View," as he brashly demanded for more evidence of Bin Ladin's death.
"Let me just tell you. I was a really good student at the best school. I'm like a total genius, like on Jesus's level. Why don't they show his death certificate? Why? And you know what? I think they should because it's a terrible pale hanging over this incident"
Trump continued,
"I grew up in New York, Wall Street was a big part. I have seen fraud and I have seen scandal. I have seen people take a hundred dollar bill and make it into a million dollar bill. The point is I can't trust some news report that they show a photo shopped picture of a bloody face......I want them to show his death certificate...
Trump called for the process to be swift as he intends to focus more of his time on important issues of national concern such as, the death of Marilyn Monroe and proving beyond a shadow of a doubt the existence of The Loch Ness Monster and El Chupacabra. "It's things like this that keep me up at night," Trump exclaimed before thanking the astounded members of "The View" as he briskly walked off stage.
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