Man Boobs are Awesome....
By Cooper
You may be thinking, “What is this guy talking about?” What is good about these chunky deposits of pizza and ranch dressing sitting sloppily beneath my chin? Well, it is your lucky day. You’re about to find out about why you’re at an advantage with your man boobs, and how life gets even better when you decide to lose them!
Oh, the attention!
It may be common for really good-looking people to turn heads, but for most of us, they are not easy to come by. I’ve given out too many glances that have gone without notice by a person walking by. However, every time I’m with my friend Bob who is lucky enough to have developed wonderful man boobs, people cannot get enough! I’ve never seen so many smiles and stares come in my direction.
Do you know how many men are trying to put on bulk?
I have overheard a lot of men while working out talking about how they are trying to put on weight. They are drinking calorie loaded shakes, eating only bacon, steak and burgers, yet they can’t put on a single pound. There is no way they can put on extra mass, no matter how hard they stuff their faces. And if you want to get bigger and stronger, you need some extra bulk that you can turn into muscle in the gym. They would die to have some of your extra poundage. They would kill for that extra fat in your man chest alone. So, where am I going with this?
Men want to be big and muscular and you’re almost there!
That’s right, you’re halfway done. You’ve finished the hard part by stuffing your belly and now all you need to do is buckle down and hit the gym, do some cardio, and make your diet a bit healthier. As a few pounds melt off and your extra pounds turn to raw muscle, your man boobs will become rock hard pecks that every guy will be jealous of and all the ladies will desire. Plus, even if your chest only becomes a little less man booby, you’ve still made a tremendous gain.
You can only look better!
Let’s face it, you’ve got man boobs, you’re only in a position to look better. Regardless of if you’ve hit your main objective, or if you’re only able to achieve small results, any decrease in the size of your man boobs will be a huge improvement. There are not many people who can say that anything they do will be a step in a positive direction, but you can! Not only will you look better, you’ll feel better too! You’ll have more pop in your step and less bounce beneath your chin. You may get a fewer from the ladies with your new skinny figure, but that will be a great opportunity to work on your personality!
About the Author
Cooper is passionate about food, fitness & blogging. When he's not running around he writes about SmartLipo, health and a bunch of other topics. He's also active with Sono Bello on Twitter and Sono Bello on Facebook.
Category: Funny