Spanish Commentators Calling American Football Games in Style!
There are a few things I know for a fact about Latinos through my numerous experiences...
1) Their food is great.
2) Their women don't like black dudes.
3) They love their sports!
Everybody knows Latinos will not accept that a point has been scored in a sport until the commentator announces it in a continuous, breathless stream for about 10 to 25 seconds. Latinos will also not give credit to the scoring player unless his name is repeated over and over again, burning the name permanently into the neural pathways of your nervous system. The goal and game itself, must be embellished at least 10000 fold, as my close friends have told me, or broadcasters risk putting many Latinos to sleep.
Here's an example (Apologies to US Fans in advance).......GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOLLLLLLLLLLLLLL
These rules apply at all times. This is evidenced by a voice clip in a Football Game I came across. Kevin Kolb delivers a Strike to Larry Fitgerald of the Arizona Cardinals who runs it in for a TD.
TOOOOOOOOOOOUUUCCCCCCCHHHHH DOWN! LARRY LARRY LARRY LARRY....
Hahaha...sounds weird doesn't it!
