Black Skater wins Gold: Africanlegend retracts racist post.
"The CIA has confirmed that this picture has not been digitally altered - But they have been wrong about a lot of things"
By The Webmaster
Shani Davis, a black speed skater from the USA, won a gold medal in a speedskating competition in the Winter Olympics earlier this week. After doing extensive research at our Institute of Life Sciences, we determined that he is indeed 80-100% black.
Earlier this week, Mr Africanlegend released a statement in a Stuff-About.com post entitled "The Winter Olympics Conspiracy" stating that "The Winter Olympics is a clever ruse created by white people to exclude black athletes from the competition in order to win more gold medals."
Following Davis' emphatic win, he issued this apology:
I'd like to apologize to the few black people who aspire to become ice-based athletes and encourage them to continue to do so. I'd also like to apologize to Canadian born black people for bringing their blackness into question over their tendency to play Ice Hockey. Furthermore, I'd like to apologize to white people for my accusations and because of my transgressions I would like to offer you forgiveness for one of your past transgressions, perhaps slavery but we can negotiate that later. Congratulations to Shani Davis and I encourage everyone to embrace is blackness accordingly. There are also rumors that The Webmaster hit me with a golf club after reading my previous post and I'd like to go on record and say this is false! I SWEAR HE DIDN'T HIT ME!
Category: Random Stuff, Sports
