What Really Happened on Easter.
"HAPPY EASTER EVERYONE...BE SAFE!!!"
Scene of the last supper. Jesus and his disciples are all in the same room on their laptops g-chatting.
Jehova87: Ok great meal guys...I enjoyed it. Big ups to my Dad for all the food.
PeterAD46: Yeah it was awesome, after all that wine I'm a little tipsy.
Matt: LOL @PeterAD46. I might quote you on that and put it in my new book, "The Bible" that's what I'll call it.
TraitorDude6: @Matt! Stop with this whole Bible thing, you just spent JC's last supper taking notes..It's not like anyone will publish your stupid book anyway.
Luke-ingood12: @TraitorDude6, you have been a buzz kill all night. What's the deal with that?
Jehova87: That's because he gave my location away to the Romans for a few bucks..
StearnMark: HAHA ROFLMAO!! @Jehova87...too funny dude!
Jehova87: No seriously! Then Peter will claim he doesn't know me when it is obvious that he does because his t-shirt says "I know Jesus" on it. In fact, the guards are on their way right now.
2 Roman Guards walk in the room and get ready to pick Jesus up. Judus gives one of the Guards a high five and the guard gives him a check and a brand new i-phone. One of the guards turns to Peter to question him.
Roman: Hey, you with the t-shirt. Do you know this guy?
Peter: Um...wow he looks familiar, but I can't quite place him.
Roman: Look, we know you know him. This is just a formality. You see, in "The Bible" it says we have to ask you.
Matthew: Hey wait...that's the name of my book!
The guards look confused.
Peter: Seriously, I don't know that guy, why would I hang around with a guy dressed like that. It's not even designer.
Roman: But your t-shirt says "I know Jesus."
Peter: Yeah but the BAND Jesus...not this guy.
Jesus: Cut it out Peter! Anyway guys, I guess I got to go for a bit. Guards, give me a minute, let me just log off.
Jehova87: OUT FOR A BIT, BE GOOD......BRB (Jehova87 has logged off)
Category: Random Stuff
