The Universal Scale of Ugliness: "Hot"

By Africanlegend.

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Your looks will certainly turn heads. People will rate you a 7.5, an 8 or a 9 in bad light. You are comfortably perched on top of any social setting. Males and females will try to impress you. Due to your good looks, you will likely not have invested in a decent personality. You may think you are funny and interesting but people are simply pretending because they are genetically predisposed to gain your favor and secure you as a suitable mate.

Due to your attractiveness you are likely to have a positive outlook on life but a poor grasp on reality.Your experiences with customer service will be pleasant, even with T-Mobile. You will be that girl that will not find it the least bit strange that ALL your "friends" are males and that they are constantly salivating like hungry wolves. You will blame the salivation on a rare mutation of swine flu. You will say naive things like, "Wow I can't believe it! The frat boys are so nice." You may be cynical enough to surround yourself with less attractive people to artificially boost yourself to “Divine Beauty” status.

Unfortunately at this level 78.3% of the people you meet will just want to get in your pants. Your best chance at a long lasting relationship is a blind or deaf person because seeing you or hearing you will work against you. Marriage is a sure thing but people are still too focused on your looks, which will likely cause you to act like a "Douche Bag".

Social Impact: Well received, noticed and flirted with.

Personality: Appalling; only basic personality traits and simple emotions. Uninteresting, uninspiring..etc

Chance of Marriage: 97 %

Chance of divorce: 86%

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